The government’s rotting. Billionaires are untouchable. The Epstein files are still sealed. And somehow you're expected to care about Love Island? This trucker hat is for the hot, the unhinged, and the terminally online. A wearable meltdown. A cry for help. A fashion statement. Perfect for brunch, protests, or disassociating in style.
Available in multiple colors – pick your vibe
DTG printed for vivid, durable detail
High-profile, 5-panel structured cap
Foam front, mesh back
Pre-curved visor with 8-row stitching
Adjustable snapback – one size fits most
The government’s rotting. Billionaires are untouchable. The Epstein files are still sealed. And somehow you're expected to care about Love Island? This trucker hat is for the hot, the unhinged, and the terminally online. A wearable meltdown. A cry for help. A fashion statement. Perfect for brunch, protests, or disassociating in style.
Available in multiple colors – pick your vibe
DTG printed for vivid, durable detail
High-profile, 5-panel structured cap
Foam front, mesh back
Pre-curved visor with 8-row stitching
Adjustable snapback – one size fits most
