Perfect for anyone who blindly trusts institutions ironically. Or non-ironically. We don’t judge—we just print the hats. Whether you’re spiraling through conspiracy TikTok or pledging allegiance to the algorithm, this hat’s got your brainwashed little head covered. Wear it to the polls, the protest, or your next mandatory re-education seminar.
Available in multiple colors – pick your vibe
DTG printed for vivid, durable detail
High-profile, 5-panel structured cap
Foam front, mesh back
Pre-curved visor with 8-row stitching
Adjustable snapback – one size fits most
Perfect for anyone who blindly trusts institutions ironically. Or non-ironically. We don’t judge—we just print the hats. Whether you’re spiraling through conspiracy TikTok or pledging allegiance to the algorithm, this hat’s got your brainwashed little head covered. Wear it to the polls, the protest, or your next mandatory re-education seminar.
Available in multiple colors – pick your vibe
DTG printed for vivid, durable detail
High-profile, 5-panel structured cap
Foam front, mesh back
Pre-curved visor with 8-row stitching
Adjustable snapback – one size fits most
