Introducing Mistress Chestnut — Nut Suppression Specialist, Certified Temptation Terminator, and the unofficial mascot of self-control. She’s here to make sure your November stays… disciplined.
This heavyweight tee features her official campaign ad — complete with hotline, dominatrix flair, and a warning that “She BITES.” Whether you’re wearing it ironically or spiritually, this is your uniform for resisting chaos (and cracking under pressure).
Details:
100% ring-spun cotton
Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
Relaxed fit with a sturdy, heavyweight feel
Double-needle stitching throughout
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
Graphic printed on back of shirt
Available in black and white
Introducing Mistress Chestnut — Nut Suppression Specialist, Certified Temptation Terminator, and the unofficial mascot of self-control. She’s here to make sure your November stays… disciplined.
This heavyweight tee features her official campaign ad — complete with hotline, dominatrix flair, and a warning that “She BITES.” Whether you’re wearing it ironically or spiritually, this is your uniform for resisting chaos (and cracking under pressure).
Details:
100% ring-spun cotton
Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
Relaxed fit with a sturdy, heavyweight feel
Double-needle stitching throughout
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
Graphic printed on back of shirt
Available in black and white
